The hyperactive colleague gets the boot

If the hyperactive student can be so punished, why not the hyperactive colleague?.

Then back home, can still have some emotional energy left for diligent housework, after a day at the office where sometimes the undeserving reigns ...

Actually can better tolerate one with Touretts' Syndrome or with Epilepsy then a colleague who just never exercise control or the self-will God so graciously give, though not to all have it.

Housewives to train house(hus)bands and even housekids

As sweeteners, let them watch Ratatouille or play games in the interlude (not just the usual Solitaire, Tetris or Bejewelled). Be performer (housework) and audience (in-house entertainment) ... That is a Sound policy of The Ministry of Home Affairs' Local or Domestic Department preparing citizens for a purview under its International Division (to keep them both Locally And Globally Challenged)

Some other brands market "barbeque chairs"

There are chairs with a mesh-like back-rest,

yet others have "wire-mesh seats".

It is for those who want to "barbeque" their backsides to a "sun-tan" tone or deeper. Or to enjoy a sauna from near the bums.

Some ballast do not want to work when "in old environment"

Ballast fails to work once light tube "congs" out.

Be King (and) (or) Queen Of The House

Every morning, sit on The Throne and declare (though best to oneself) that
One is King (or Queen) of the House