Imitation Covered Gold Throne

Every effort is made "so far to make sofa so close" to its original state

As dirt-grey as before ...

Grilled to hang the dirty which has come clean

Notice the deliberate spacing so that a thief can easily move his or her hands between the bars of the grill, not to hang himself but to take hanged items. Daily or Weekly or any no of times per week ... actually for the convenience of the houseworker, certainly not the housewrecker ...

Door Knob : Latched and stuck

Beware not ur offspring but the springs that get off and loose easily, promiscuous not.

Relief from Housework at Hasbrogame.blogspot : Take care of your siblings

Learn new words in humorous ways.

The hyperactive colleague gets the boot

If the hyperactive student can be so punished, why not the hyperactive colleague?.

Then back home, can still have some emotional energy left for diligent housework, after a day at the office where sometimes the undeserving reigns ...

Actually can better tolerate one with Touretts' Syndrome or with Epilepsy then a colleague who just never exercise control or the self-will God so graciously give, though not to all have it.

Housewives to train house(hus)bands and even housekids

As sweeteners, let them watch Ratatouille or play games in the interlude (not just the usual Solitaire, Tetris or Bejewelled). Be performer (housework) and audience (in-house entertainment) ... That is a Sound policy of The Ministry of Home Affairs' Local or Domestic Department preparing citizens for a purview under its International Division (to keep them both Locally And Globally Challenged)

Some other brands market "barbeque chairs"

There are chairs with a mesh-like back-rest,

yet others have "wire-mesh seats".

It is for those who want to "barbeque" their backsides to a "sun-tan" tone or deeper. Or to enjoy a sauna from near the bums.

Some ballast do not want to work when "in old environment"

Ballast fails to work once light tube "congs" out.

Be King (and) (or) Queen Of The House

Every morning, sit on The Throne and declare (though best to oneself) that
One is King (or Queen) of the House

Will scrub and polish The Throne till it is sparking white like whose teeth?

Will scrub and polish The Throne till it is sparking white like whose teeth?